“She is the worst ever at feeding me treats and I have to yell at her hourly about it. I am starving to death, I haven’t been fed in ever, I fear I won’t make it through the winter.

I subsist off the one mouse I caught outside last year. No matter how many times I try to kill her by walking underneath her feet near the stairs, she never dies, and the threat doesn’t make her give me more treats.

Life is hard for me.

Send treats.”